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Super Models with Sexy Poses …‏ 超级模特 –

admin3 — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

你曾经看过这么性感吗？

性感的猪？

漂亮的鸭子 ?

完美的身材 —-

ps ：美好的一天就这样笑吧。。。

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WHY DOGS BITE PEOPLE – LOL

ishiok — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:22:35 +0000

The Reason Dog Bite people -

When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE

ishiok — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 01:00:49 +0000

When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE -

Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?

老婆：今晚不能。难道你没有收到我的邮件吗？

Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?

你的宝宝发育得很好，你要不要电邮他？

Dear Andy : How have you been ?

Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .

Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….

My Name was David , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]

我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过，由于现在不流行了。所以我改名叫 [DVD] =

Hello ， Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .

Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….

What a funny question ?

I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?

Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …

You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …

老公：老婆，你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子，所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON ，这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。

就连狗狗也上网啦。。。

I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …

这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 -

我问我的爸爸，小孩是从哪儿来的。他说，从网上下载下来的。。。这是真的吗？

Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet -

Daddy and childhood snail

admin3 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:22:23 +0000

Conversation between daddy snail and his child.

The first picture: Snail Daddy ask his child, ‘what are the things that you does not know how to do?’
The second picture: The child answer his daddy, ‘In this world, there is two things that I does not how to do.’
Third picture : Snail Daddy answer, ‘owh, really? Then what are the two things that you does not how to do.’
Forth picture : The child answer, ‘ I do not know how to do “this” and how to do “that.”‘ And snail daddy get mad after that.

First picture : Little Girl’s snail looking at result ‘Piggy got 30 marks, Xiao Wen got 20 marks …..’
Second picture : Little Guy’s snail interrupt ‘I got 0 mark’
Third picture : Little Girl’s snail answering that she also get zero mark.Hmm
Forth picture : The little Guy answer, both of us get the same mark, what can we do? I am afraid that teacher will keep an eye on us saying we are cheating.

First picture : Niu Niu, answer Papa. One plus one equals to what ar?(1 + 1=?). The child answer, I don’t know.
Second picture : The daddy corrected him that ‘Is two, you stupid. Do you understand now?’
Third picture : Ok then, I ask the 2nd question. You and me, how much will be the amount if both of us added up?
Forth picture : The child answer : ‘Two stupid people.

First picture : What kind of wife will you marry in the future?
Second picture : My grandmother care for me usually, so I want my grandmother to become my wife.
Third picture : Don’t be guff child, how can my mother become your wife?
Forth picture : If then, how can my mother become your wife?

First picture : Every student please use the word of intent to make a sentence.
Second picture : You are the one the most beautiful and marvelous lady.
Third picture : Thanks, but where is teh word of intent??
Forth picture : I do hope, today I can reach home earlier.

First picture : The mother asking her son ‘Do you love your sister??’. ‘No, I don’t love my sister because you keep on carry her.
Second picture : Mother replied ‘Then, Isin’t it good, if I sold off your little sister?’. The son replied her mom instantly ‘No!’
Third picture : Mother ask ‘ Why ?’
Forth picture : Wait her grown up, then we sold her off because can earn more money.

First picture : The questin for this year exam ” Black receipt and white receipt”
Second picture : Oh No. How I wanna write in english? Is really want my life.
Third picture : When niu niu meet black and white receipt, black receipt ask ‘Can you speak Chinese?’, and black receipt answer ‘Yes, of course’
Forth picture : Hahahaha, by using this way, I am able to write chinese le lo..~~

First picture : How can you get 0 for first time test?
Second picture : Teacher says we should learn everything start from zero.

Toilet’s Sign in overseas

admin3 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:18:12 +0000

How come humans sometime so clever?
Funny toilet’s sign also have different choices.
Although is not apply in Malaysia but how come got people use this kind of sign?
Are this toilet’s sign to bring joy for people or make people blur?

Only happen in Malaysia

admin3 — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:15:30 +0000

Malaysia has really a lot different compare with other countries,
Different life-style and cultural for example underneath photo,

Astro build on the car, how different are they?!

Pondok Polis destroyed by teenage , shouldn’t police are the one who guide them?

Selling chicken beside the road? or they try to roast the duck?

Broken BM

Funny mistake. HUH?

was the govenment to poor until cannot afford the chair? or is an artistic?

The fish, obviously is dead

Weird people.!

Who will really look at the menu while they are busy with relief!

Mummy too poor to buy bed.

Pity for this baby

I think the toilet ROSAK

Drypers = pillow

how people wanna cross the road?

Salmon fish only in japan

admin3 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:11:12 +0000

I was re-understand for few times before i post this up!
The first time I read this I was totally blur,
I hope you guys won’t get through what I go through,
Thought after you know what is it, you will really CHEH! at this post!!

Look! Is showing that a guy buying salmon fish for his meal

Well, he bring the salmon fish with him and search for a suitable place to enjoy it

Finally, he found a place! Now he is ready to cook the salmon fish!! The fish is not ready to eat.

He is waiting for the salmon fish.

Waiting for the time goes by

Yeah! the box break down and now salmon is ready to serve into his mouth

Then , EAT it.

This is the conclusion

Style of photo taking

admin3 — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:33:21 +0000

No doubt, there is a lot of photo taking style.
To capture a good quality image is not only concern on what type of camera you use but also the way of taking photo (Style).

On car model show ? shoot photo like this ?

wah — 跪下来拍照？ but stomach ?

got earthquake ?

taking an insect’s picture ?

hahaha — what he is doing ? on your mark ? get set go ——– shooooootttt

Cute bud!

扎马式拍照～

弯背姿势拍照～

Look at 2 of the photographer …

Cute Bud > but the leg ? -.- ~

how about this ? funny ? hahahaha — i think so .

Practicing Kong-FU?

Act like grasshopper? but what they take ?

phone calling also can be so modeling a …

mmmmm…. this is nothing ?

but this is too fat ? some how , the camera seem too small for him …

shoot on shooting —-

hahaha — what he taking ? animal ? or monkey ?

Look at his panty!!!

hahahaha — anywrong with this picture ?

guess ? —- and comment ? hahahaha —

thanks — Richael forward mail -

Results after drunk!

admin3 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:30:56 +0000

Results after excessive drink!

He was stuck in his new home by his friend’s doing.
A new lesson, least!

Seriously thinking that he was a fan of Kermit the frog.

Anyone for a chip or maybe just a bag of flour will do the trick? A pity tear drop for them.

Amazing smoke way! Ridiculous smoking through nose, thou

Imagine what will his first reaction while he looking at the mirror in the morning while brushing his teeth

A new brown version of sinchan

Saving a paper!

Too drunk and they having deep deep dream.

His was innovate to a table. Cool!

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admin3 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:02:18 +0000

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