“三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。

于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”

最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。”

两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”

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me 1st  ! 我先 – 这是我的路。。。

And the SURGEON GENERAL says . .

Diversionary tactic.

Words of Wisdom.

A fortune to remember.

Stay off the course . . . Or else!

Not my job – 对不起，这不是我的工作 -

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What will I be when I grow up?
This is just too priceless not to share!

If you don’t pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!

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Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?

老婆：今晚不能。 难道你没有收到我的邮件吗？

Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?

你的宝宝发育得很好 ， 你要不要电邮他？

Dear Andy : How have you been ?

Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .

Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….

My Name was David  , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]

我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过，由于现在不流行了。 所以我改名叫 [DVD] =

Hello ， Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .

Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….

What a funny question ?

I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?

Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …

You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …

老公： 老婆，你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子，所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON ， 这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。

就连狗狗也上网啦。。。

I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …

这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。 所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 -

我问我的爸爸，小孩是从哪儿来的。 他说，从网上下载下来的。。。 这是真的吗？

Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet -

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簡單扼要又超貼切的!!!總之惜福就好啦!!! 到頭來 還有什麼好計較？

人一生的椅子….. | Sit For Whole Life

Oh ~ No one be an exception !

唉~沒有人能例外，爭什麼?!

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Envelope sent by LHDN (Inland Revenue Board), a True story…

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B.

The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to.
The conversation goes:…

LHDN CLERK: Boleh bagi alamat encik? (Can you give me your address?)
TAXPAYER: Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley. (Send to Ranhill Worley)
LHDN CLERK: Apa Ranhill?…… eja macam mana? (err… How to spell Ranhill?)
TAXPAYER: R… for Rumah… A for Ayam (Chicken)… N for Nangka
(Jackfruit)… H for Holland (country) …. I for itik
(Duck)… L for lain- lain(Others)…..’

LHDN CLERK: Ok… Nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu (OK, we will send to that address..)

After waiting for a week, the form arrived – have a look at the address on the envelope!!!

Got this from a email of nick lee – thanks  -

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Wonder how long he dint wash his hair and does he put his hair into a plastic bag or a box to maintain the square’s hair.

Huge body, two or three of the man

Creative! will the sink after that?

Different dark guy!

Shiok ar me!! So beautiful lady, suddenly become so ‘oily’ lady

I dun trust this is the Apek body! Sure is using photo shop to edit.

Long long tongue? How she change back? A bit like Orochimaru tongue,if you watch naruto!

Model life?

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this is real funny , story about girl and boy ….

不同年齡男女的需求
【0 – 5 歲的時候】
女→媽媽。
男→媽媽。

【6 – 10 歲的時候】
女→不是討厭的男孩子就可以了！
男→可以陪我欺負女孩子的男孩。

【11 – 15 歲的時候】
女→十五六七八歲的大哥哥，千萬不要同年紀那班野蠻人！
男→足球，籃球，網球，乒乓球……

【16 – 20 歲的時候】
女→我要十七八歲差不多年紀大家都說讚的「大帥哥」！
男→女人，女人就可以了！

【21 – 25 歲的時候】
女→25-29歲的成熟男人，要有事業基礎，有品味，才華……
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【26 – 30 歲的時候】
女→仍是堅持要比自己年紀大的男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【30 – 40 歲的時候】
女→心靈契合的好男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人

【40 – 50 歲的時候】
女→男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人

【50 – 60 歲的時候】
女→可與他終老的男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【60 – 80 歲的時候】
女→五六十歲時找到的那個男人，最好不需要自己照顧的。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【80 – 90 歲的時候】
女→比自己遲死的男人。
男→雖然我已經老花眼，看不清楚……但是我還是希望是20-24歲……

總結：男人打從20歲後….對女人的需求就十分專一。

所以男人比較專一

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Isn’t great looking at those picture?
Can release your Monday mood yet make you smile and laugh pointing at these picture.
If you think you can catch up what i say then you really need to go for
bed or eat more carrot to increase your vitamin on eyesight.

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This is an actual apartment found in Houston after the evacuation for the hurricane. This is not hurricane damage. The apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane. Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.

Did this woman never hear of an ashtray?

All the Febreeze and Cleaners in the world is not going to help this mess!

Noooooooo not the Computer!!!!

Here comes the bad parts.

She had intentions of cleaning probably put it off till tomorrow~

I am thinking whereas the other high heel?

I’m thinking if those things sitting on the bathroom sink had wings they’d fly away.

I have come to one conclusion in all of this and it’s that this woman does not like to cook. (A couple other conclusions also)

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Found this post from a website :- Housewife of the Year Nominee

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