When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE

When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE –

Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?

老婆:今晚不能。 难道你没有收到我的邮件吗?

Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?

你的宝宝发育得很好 , 你要不要电邮他?

Dear Andy : How have you been ?

Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .

Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….

My Name was David  , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]

我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过,由于现在不流行了。 所以我改名叫 [DVD] =

Hello , Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .

Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….

What a funny question ?

I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?

Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …

You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …

老公: 老婆,你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子,所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON , 这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。

就连狗狗也上网啦。。。

I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …

这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。 所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 –

我问我的爸爸,小孩是从哪儿来的。 他说,从网上下载下来的。。。 这是真的吗?

Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet –

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