Cheer up your day!

“Should i ignore or what? ”

“wanna keep this “dog” as your pet?”

“is itz twin brother?”


“erm…got “BigBrotherBig” handphone in ancient time? so high tech hor…”

“creative! ”

“oh NO…saman again? mammy gonna kill me, this is no 50 penalty i got this week…. @..@”

“typoon warning letter”

“on duty?”

“great water fall in city… :)”

When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE

When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE –

Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?

老婆:今晚不能。 难道你没有收到我的邮件吗?

Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?

你的宝宝发育得很好 , 你要不要电邮他?

Dear Andy : How have you been ?

Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .

Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….

My Name was David  , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]

我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过,由于现在不流行了。 所以我改名叫 [DVD] =

Hello , Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .

Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….

What a funny question ?

I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?

Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …

You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …

老公: 老婆,你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子,所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON , 这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。


I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …

这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。 所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 –

我问我的爸爸,小孩是从哪儿来的。 他说,从网上下载下来的。。。 这是真的吗?

Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet –

Daddy and childhood snail

Conversation between daddy snail and his child.

The first picture: Snail Daddy ask his child, ‘what are the things that you does not know how to do?’
The second picture: The child answer his daddy, ‘In this world, there is two things that I does not how to do.’
Third picture : Snail Daddy answer, ‘owh, really? Then what are the two things that you does not how to do.’
Forth picture : The child answer, ‘ I do not know how to do “this” and how to do “that.”‘ And snail daddy get mad after that.

First picture : Little Girl’s snail looking at result ‘Piggy got 30 marks, Xiao Wen got 20 marks …..’
Second picture : Little Guy’s snail interrupt ‘I got 0 mark’
Third picture : Little Girl’s snail answering that she also get zero mark.Hmm
Forth picture : The little Guy answer, both of us get the same mark, what can we do? I am afraid that teacher will keep an eye on us saying we are cheating.

First picture : Niu Niu, answer Papa. One plus one equals to what ar?(1 + 1=?). The child answer, I don’t know.
Second picture : The daddy corrected him that ‘Is two, you stupid. Do you understand now?’
Third picture : Ok then, I ask the 2nd question. You and me, how much will be the amount if both of us added up?
Forth picture : The child answer : ‘Two stupid people.

First picture : What kind of wife will you marry in the future?
Second picture : My grandmother care for me usually, so I want my grandmother to become my wife.
Third picture : Don’t be guff child, how can my mother become your wife?
Forth picture : If then, how can my mother become your wife?

First picture : Every student please use the word of intent to make a sentence.
Second picture : You are the one the most beautiful and marvelous lady.
Third picture : Thanks, but where is teh word of intent??
Forth picture : I do hope, today I can reach home earlier.

First picture : The mother asking her son ‘Do you love your sister??’. ‘No, I don’t love my sister because you keep on carry her.
Second picture : Mother replied ‘Then, Isin’t it good, if I sold off your little sister?’. The son replied her mom instantly ‘No!’
Third picture : Mother ask ‘ Why ?’
Forth picture : Wait her grown up, then we sold her off because can earn more money.

First picture : The questin for this year exam ” Black receipt and white receipt”
Second picture : Oh No. How I wanna write in english? Is really want my life.
Third picture : When niu niu meet black and white receipt, black receipt ask ‘Can you speak Chinese?’, and black receipt answer ‘Yes, of course’
Forth picture : Hahahaha, by using this way, I am able to write chinese le lo..~~

First picture : How can you get 0 for first time test?
Second picture : Teacher says we should learn everything start from zero.