Best First Blood Impact Kill EVER!
一宗墜機意外，奪去 19條人命，罪魁禍首竟是一條鱷魚。非洲中部剛果民主共和國（ Democratic Republic of Congo）一架小型飛機在降落前。
“Should i ignore or what? ”
“wanna keep this “dog” as your pet?”
“is itz twin brother?”
“erm…got “BigBrotherBig” handphone in ancient time? so high tech hor…”
“oh NO…saman again? mammy gonna kill me, this is no 50 penalty i got this week…. @..@”
“typoon warning letter”
“great water fall in city… :)”
When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE –
Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?
Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?
你的宝宝发育得很好 ， 你要不要电邮他？
Dear Andy : How have you been ?
Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .
Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….
My Name was David , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]
我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过，由于现在不流行了。 所以我改名叫 [DVD] =
Hello ， Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .
Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….
What a funny question ?
I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?
Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …
You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …
老公： 老婆，你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子，所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON ， 这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。
I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …
这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。 所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 –
我问我的爸爸，小孩是从哪儿来的。 他说，从网上下载下来的。。。 这是真的吗？
Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet –
Conversation between daddy snail and his child.
The first picture: Snail Daddy ask his child, ‘what are the things that you does not know how to do?’
The second picture: The child answer his daddy, ‘In this world, there is two things that I does not how to do.’
Third picture : Snail Daddy answer, ‘owh, really? Then what are the two things that you does not how to do.’
Forth picture : The child answer, ‘ I do not know how to do “this” and how to do “that.”‘ And snail daddy get mad after that.
First picture : Little Girl’s snail looking at result ‘Piggy got 30 marks, Xiao Wen got 20 marks …..’
Second picture : Little Guy’s snail interrupt ‘I got 0 mark’
Third picture : Little Girl’s snail answering that she also get zero mark.Hmm
Forth picture : The little Guy answer, both of us get the same mark, what can we do? I am afraid that teacher will keep an eye on us saying we are cheating.
First picture : Niu Niu, answer Papa. One plus one equals to what ar?(1 + 1=?). The child answer, I don’t know.
Second picture : The daddy corrected him that ‘Is two, you stupid. Do you understand now?’
Third picture : Ok then, I ask the 2nd question. You and me, how much will be the amount if both of us added up?
Forth picture : The child answer : ‘Two stupid people.
First picture : What kind of wife will you marry in the future?
Second picture : My grandmother care for me usually, so I want my grandmother to become my wife.
Third picture : Don’t be guff child, how can my mother become your wife?
Forth picture : If then, how can my mother become your wife?
First picture : Every student please use the word of intent to make a sentence.
Second picture : You are the one the most beautiful and marvelous lady.
Third picture : Thanks, but where is teh word of intent??
Forth picture : I do hope, today I can reach home earlier.
First picture : The mother asking her son ‘Do you love your sister??’. ‘No, I don’t love my sister because you keep on carry her.
Second picture : Mother replied ‘Then, Isin’t it good, if I sold off your little sister?’. The son replied her mom instantly ‘No!’
Third picture : Mother ask ‘ Why ?’
Forth picture : Wait her grown up, then we sold her off because can earn more money.
First picture : The questin for this year exam ” Black receipt and white receipt”
Second picture : Oh No. How I wanna write in english? Is really want my life.
Third picture : When niu niu meet black and white receipt, black receipt ask ‘Can you speak Chinese?’, and black receipt answer ‘Yes, of course’
Forth picture : Hahahaha, by using this way, I am able to write chinese le lo..~~
First picture : How can you get 0 for first time test?
Second picture : Teacher says we should learn everything start from zero.