When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE –
Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?
老婆：今晚不能。 难道你没有收到我的邮件吗？
Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?
你的宝宝发育得很好 ， 你要不要电邮他？
Dear Andy : How have you been ?
Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .
Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….
My Name was David , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]
我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过，由于现在不流行了。 所以我改名叫 [DVD] =
Hello ， Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .
Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….
What a funny question ?
I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?
Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …
You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …
老公： 老婆，你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子，所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON ， 这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。
就连狗狗也上网啦。。。
I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …
这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。 所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 –
我问我的爸爸，小孩是从哪儿来的。 他说，从网上下载下来的。。。 这是真的吗？
Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet –
