Conversation between daddy snail and his child.
The first picture: Snail Daddy ask his child, ‘what are the things that you does not know how to do?’
The second picture: The child answer his daddy, ‘In this world, there is two things that I does not how to do.’
Third picture : Snail Daddy answer, ‘owh, really? Then what are the two things that you does not how to do.’
Forth picture : The child answer, ‘ I do not know how to do “this” and how to do “that.”‘ And snail daddy get mad after that.
First picture : Little Girl’s snail looking at result ‘Piggy got 30 marks, Xiao Wen got 20 marks …..’
Second picture : Little Guy’s snail interrupt ‘I got 0 mark’
Third picture : Little Girl’s snail answering that she also get zero mark.Hmm
Forth picture : The little Guy answer, both of us get the same mark, what can we do? I am afraid that teacher will keep an eye on us saying we are cheating.
First picture : Niu Niu, answer Papa. One plus one equals to what ar?(1 + 1=?). The child answer, I don’t know.
Second picture : The daddy corrected him that ‘Is two, you stupid. Do you understand now?’
Third picture : Ok then, I ask the 2nd question. You and me, how much will be the amount if both of us added up?
Forth picture : The child answer : ‘Two stupid people.
First picture : What kind of wife will you marry in the future?
Second picture : My grandmother care for me usually, so I want my grandmother to become my wife.
Third picture : Don’t be guff child, how can my mother become your wife?
Forth picture : If then, how can my mother become your wife?
First picture : Every student please use the word of intent to make a sentence.
Second picture : You are the one the most beautiful and marvelous lady.
Third picture : Thanks, but where is teh word of intent??
Forth picture : I do hope, today I can reach home earlier.
First picture : The mother asking her son ‘Do you love your sister??’. ‘No, I don’t love my sister because you keep on carry her.
Second picture : Mother replied ‘Then, Isin’t it good, if I sold off your little sister?’. The son replied her mom instantly ‘No!’
Third picture : Mother ask ‘ Why ?’
Forth picture : Wait her grown up, then we sold her off because can earn more money.
First picture : The questin for this year exam ” Black receipt and white receipt”
Second picture : Oh No. How I wanna write in english? Is really want my life.
Third picture : When niu niu meet black and white receipt, black receipt ask ‘Can you speak Chinese?’, and black receipt answer ‘Yes, of course’
Forth picture : Hahahaha, by using this way, I am able to write chinese le lo..~~
First picture : How can you get 0 for first time test?
Second picture : Teacher says we should learn everything start from zero.