When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE

When You addicted in COMPUTER / ONLINE –

Wife : Not Tonight . Din’t you get my email ?

老婆:今晚不能。 难道你没有收到我的邮件吗?

Your Baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an “email” ?

你的宝宝发育得很好 , 你要不要电邮他?

Dear Andy : How have you been ?

Your mother and I are fine . We miss you .

Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat . Love, Dad ….

My Name was David  , But that sounded old fashioned . So I shorted it to [DVD]

我的名字是 – DAVID – 不过,由于现在不流行了。 所以我改名叫 [DVD] =

Hello , Bob? It’s your father again . I have another question about my new computer .

Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then Email it to my Brother’s cellular phone? so he can make a Copy on his neighbor’s Camcorder ….

What a funny question ?

I want my husband to pay more attention to me . Got any Perfume that smells like a computer?

Sorry about the odor … I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes …

You said I should spend more time with our children , so I turned their faces into icons …

老公: 老婆,你说我需要花更多时间陪孩子,所以我把孩子的脸变成我的ICON , 这样我们就每天见面了啊。。。

就连狗狗也上网啦。。。

I met someone wonderful in a chat room , and then I found out she’s a cat …

这电脑说我需要去UPGRADE我的头脑啦。。。 所以我才能够与电脑软件同步 –

我问我的爸爸,小孩是从哪儿来的。 他说,从网上下载下来的。。。 这是真的吗?

Our Life style is Totally ‘control by Computer / Internet –

Consequence if you married an Arabian guy

No offense at this post!
Every person have their own cultural background, as Arabian have their cultural for wearing their gown on wedding’s day.

iSHiok!

Because in Asia we don’t practice worn like them.

Don’t get mistake whose wife belongs to

Hopefully he not kissing the wrong wife.

Amazing! I was curious how they look for their wife if there is accident happen,
who knows!

Husband of the Year Awards Finalists

What Kind Of husband is this –

what would you do , if you are their wife ?